Thursday,
5:00 PM

Proposition M8 Stag/Hen Party

Where: THE HATE BAR^™

In preparation for our Burner Union Ceremony on Friday, we invite you to join us at a joint Stag/Hen party at THE HATE BAR^™ for mimosas* and the incomparable Richard Stroker boylesque show.

*BYOC: Refreshments will be provided, but beverage donations are always appreciated.

Friday,
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM

Mingus Dew^® presents: PANTS ARE FOR SUCKERS^™ HAPPY HOUR

Where: The HATE BAR^™ brought to you by BeBop Cola^™

Thongs, sarongs, or miniskirts! Kilts, togas, assless chaps, or athletic straps! Even shirt-cocking or shirt-clamming. Come as you are; as long as you are not wearing any fucking pants! Come to the PANTS ARE FOR SUCKERS^™ HAPPY HOUR and imbibe in a sans-pants atmosphere. From 6 PM – 7 PM it will be a sour power hour and we will be serving your favorite sour-based drinks, but only to the pantsless. Why? Because Pants Are For Suckers^™! We’ve been over this already.

Saturday, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM

BeBop Cola^® presents The Annual Spam Breakfast^®

Where: The Pod Six HATE BAR^™ brought to you by BeBop Cola^®

Coffee and Spam! Spam and Coffee! Its better than sex and cigarettes! Here is a haiku to prove my point:

I love me some spam.
Burners eat it at Pod Six
Saturday morning.

See? That haiku is solid proof that nothing wakes you up like a cup of coffee and a fried spam sandwich. Swing by the Pod Six HATE BAR^™ brought to you by BeBop Cola^® for The Annual Spam Breakfast^® and see for yourself.